Listing Deewana Mastana dialogues

hata sawwan ki ghata bunu/govinda - deewana mastana

Aeeeyy tum log ghabraneka nai kya? woh kya hain naa pehli baar Papu Pager ko koi aadmi bhaari padela hain. Socha padega. Papu Pager/Satish Kaushik - Deewana Mastana

Bunu woh khambha nahi hain, jispe tuj jaisa kutta taang uthake geela kar daale, kyaa? Ayyyy Bunu/Govinda - Deewana Mastana

Abe hata sawan ki ghata, kha khuja batti buja ke soja, nintakle pintukle, banti pe khadeli aunti, baaja reli hain baar baar ghanti, khula hoke pachim ko palat le, bahot ho gaya phut le vatle shaana ban kya, chal mereko bhar chorke aa. Bunu/Govinda - Deewana Mastana

Bunu: Mere paa to maara, ab bol doodh ka phatela hissa kaun hain? (Papu pager: Ay mein hoon re), Kaju kaa neechla kaun hain? Kala baigan kaun hain? Battery nikal gayi toh pager bandh pad gaya? Bunu/Govinda - Deewana Mastana

Hello, Papu pager bol rela hoon, aey jantule jhatak, zyada naa matak, aur meri baat gale mein satak. Munnu Mobile mera chota bhai hega, mein uska mota bhai Papu Pager line pe hoon. Aey mutton ke chilke, introduction lena band kar, naito mouth piece mein daal ke, receiver se nikalke, kanpatti mein ghoosa dalunga, utli palti ho gayena to Papu Pager pe blame maat daal na. Cut Now. Papu pager/Satish Kausik - Deewana Mastana

Abe shamshaan ke booje hue koyle, tune kya mujhe paan ki dukhan samji hain jo meri supari khayega? (Papu pager: baat samjane to de) Abe mare hue kaue ke pankh, tu mujhe samjayega.... chal gafur... Anil Kapoor - Deewana Mastana

Papu pager pehle thokta hain, phir bajata hain, phir thok-bajake confirm karta hain Papu pager/Satish Kaushik - Deewana Mastana